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24. croat. procrastinator. obsessed with spaghetti westerns, halloween, classic hollywood, horror flicks, dinosaurs, cheese, and amusement parks.

rod serling? more like god serling, amirite

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father gill judges you.
fuck yeah, home alone!
fuck yeah, r.l. stine!
fuck yeah, snick!
mad men advice!

If these caps featured subtitles, they would read something like:OOOOOH, I’M STAN, I’M SO CULTUREDI’M THE BEARDLESS AND LESS CLASSY PAUL KINSEYI LEARNED THIS RELAXATION TECHNIQUE FROM A YOGIIT’S CALLED TRICKING YOU INTO CLOSING YOUR EYES SO YOU WON’T IMMEDIATELY KICK ME IN THE GROIN WHEN I PULL THIS KIND OF SHIT

If these caps featured subtitles, they would read something like:

OOOOOH, I’M STAN, I’M SO CULTURED

I’M THE BEARDLESS AND LESS CLASSY PAUL KINSEY

I LEARNED THIS RELAXATION TECHNIQUE FROM A YOGI

IT’S CALLED TRICKING YOU INTO CLOSING YOUR EYES SO YOU WON’T IMMEDIATELY KICK ME IN THE GROIN WHEN I PULL THIS KIND OF SHIT

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    Wah! Stan kissed Peggy! Talk about repressed sexual tension.
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